Gaara Syndrome
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a condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. someone who has gaara syndrome is often called a gaarasist. not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
eugene: f-ck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
jerry: what’s with you?
herman: my fiancee just dumped me! she’s going for some douchebag with a mustang and a ph.d!
mark: ow man, that’s harsh!
herman: you know what, forget love! n-body seems to want to love me like they should, so i’ll go love myself! apparently i’m the only person i can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(three weeks later)
doctor: so what seems to be the problem?
eugene’s brother: it’s not me, it’s my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
doctor: why, is he gay?
eugene’s brother: no, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
doctor: another case of gaara syndrome! that’s the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) why isn’t the patient here?
eugene’s brother: apparently you’re the guy who whooed his fiancee, and i don’t think that murder would help him get over his condition.
doctor: ah! that eugene!
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