a kid who has a small d*ck
he’s a gabriel manzo
- animus cattus
the endearing binomial *ssigned to one’s feline companion. h*llo animus cattus… my sweet p**pcicle.
- manwell oglethorpe
vic nappa’s juicy midnight lover. father of junior varney. president of the baguette appreciation club. happy to scream ingles in spanish cl*ss.this man has true potential, and no, he’s not g*y, only for vic nappa. manwell oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride […]
- champ whistler
someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet. i swear i could smell pedigree chum, i bet he’s a real champ whistler.
- taco orgy
avocado, tomato, and jalepeño having s*xual intercourse with ghost pepper. “oh my god it’s a taco orgy!” ~ kayla “i wish i was a part of that” ~anonymous