when you eat a cheesy 5 layer beef burrito from taco bell, give your boyfriend head, and then vomit the burrito back up on him because you have a poor gag reflex. you then comment, ” i think i got sick” in your best forest gump voice.
i had too much to drink and accidently pulled a gagito on him last night.
did you gagito again?!
you are going to have to stop giving bj’s after eating taco bell, because you gagito every time!
- d*ck doily
a piece of toilet paper used to keep one’s d-ck from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a sh-t. john is afraid of catching vd from public toilets. when he has to sh-t in one, he puts a d-ck doily on the front of the seat to protect his p-n-s.
someone who neufs man did you see chris neuf? what a neuffer.
when you are on a mission to sleep with some one and you get laid. “so, were you f-cksessful last night or did she pie you again?”
dead. person 1: oh look at that fish. it’s not moving. person 2: it’s a needletail
- cheese eating d*ck monkey
someone so stupid that they would confuse eating cheese with being a d-ck you cheese eating d-ck monkey, how stupid can you possibly be??