used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. based on the slang for a ladies downstsirs area
darren: “i sold my datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back”
tim: “urgh, what a complete gammon slipper”
helpf-ck is when you haven’t had s-x in a while so a friend practices with you by having s-x with you. anna it’s my first date in a long time tomorrow and i’m not sure if i still got it can i get a helpf-ck?
- thai blumpkin
the act of getting bl-wj-b on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea. i told her i couldn’t take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a thai blumpkin.
a chinese guy that is really funny and will do anything thing for girls also he is a f-cked up motherf-cker plus always sleep with girls d-mn tsong did just sleep with you
a person you don’t know the gender of “what the h-ll is that!” “its a h-sh-meyou, duh”