garage drinker


someone who likes to get smashed in their un-decorated or unfurnished garage when they have a totally acceptable nice backyard or deck where they could drink.
guy 1: hey wanna come over for a few beers? were gonna sit by the pool with a fire going and listen to some music.
guy 2: nah, i’ll p-ss man
guy 3: what, do you have plans to sit in a lawn chair inside your smokey garage and get ripped again? you garage drinkers make nonsense…

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