Gardner Bullis Elementary School
gardner is a school in los altos hills, california. the kids that go to it are h-lla rich and have like trillion dollar houses. the teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. the cl-ssrooms are falling apart. the principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. she has no control of the students what so ever. the teachers switch out every year because they don’t have enough money for them. the p.e. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his “swedish chair”. you can’t understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no b-tt, and the art teacher is a hippie. to top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
kelsey: what school do you go to?
bob: gardner bullis elementary school
kelsey: that sucks.
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