garmin hickey


small circular impressions on the inside of automobile windshields, left by the suction cup mounting device of a portable global positioning system unit.
“the inside of the rental car’s windshield looked as if it had been attacked by a large amorous octopus. it was a m-ss of spittle-flecked garmin hickeys: remains of numerous renter’s gps units on the unwashed gl-ss.”

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