Gay For Today
1. just being plain fruity or h-lla gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming h-m- as f-ck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay sh-t or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting h-lla gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are officially gay.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different…..or will it? dun! dun! dun!
1. “hi brendon! how are you today?”
“get the h-ll away from me, blud! you h-lla gay!”
“dude, stop tripping, i’m just being gay for today”
“oh look! it’s orlando in a tutu!”
-big laughs-
“stop laughin’! this sh-t ain’t funny, nucca! pink is the new green, b-tch! brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!”
“ok….you guys are just plain gay…except hardale, he’s just gay for today…”
“not me! i’m in a tutu! this sh-t is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!”
“your h-lla gay orlando…”
2. “dude its almost midnight, stop touching my -ss”
“i’m just being gay for today dude, stop being a f-cking panzy pie”
“panzy pie? what the f-ck is that?”
-12:01 a.m.-
“something….right…here!”
-licks finger and touches dudes -sscrack with it-
“dude! not cool! your f-cking gay!”
“ah….sh-t, don’t tell daniella on mysp-ce about this….”
“……..daniella’s a dude….”
“f-ck!!!”
3. -whistles-
-walks into room-
-big gay metros-xual moans-
“brendon! what the f-ck are you doing?!?!”
“i finally got feelins for shantelle! aint that right baby?”
-man voice- “…..uh sure, keep pushing that meat, helps hiding mine…”
“what the f-ck…?!”
“haha, brendon, you f-cked a tranny!”
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