gay water
a vodka soda water with lemon or lime. a gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.
bar goer: “can i get two gay waters please?”
bartender: “two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!”
or
friend 1: ” oh my god so and so is looking so thin!”
friend 2: ” i know, right! he’s only been drinking gay water when he goes out!”
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