Airport’s Law


applies for hipster male specimen defending sjw bullsh-t in general when the entire dogma calls for them to chop off their p-n-ses
airport’s law — every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him c-m in her if he defends feminism.

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