gaycon


similiar to the government’s defcon defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.
steve: dude, i can’t believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th dui.

eric: no kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. it’s gotta be like 4 now.

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