Gaygent
noun:
-a skilled member of the lgbt (lesbian, gay, bis-xual, transgender, queer, etc.) community who acts as an advocate on behalf of a related cause or matter.
-someone who lobbies on behalf of a business or corporation to help show their support of gay and lesbian equal rights.
example:
business #1: hey, i need someone to help show the world that our corporation and brand fully supports equality for all gay & lesbian men and women.
spi: so, you’re saying you need someone who is educated and experienced in the lgbt community, whose an advocate for equal rights, is outgoing, creative, determined, and persistent?; someone whose sure to improve your company’s visibility in the community as well as increase your bottom line profitability?
business #1: yes! that’s exactly what we need!… oh, and they should also probably be extremely good looking…can you help?
spi: absolutely! our special gaygent, becca, is perfect for the job. she’s our #1 girl, never afraid of a challenge and never gives up. we’ll put her on the case right away!
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