GAYJOHN NO MATES
a socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. he may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
“oi lads, check out that fit blond!”
“don’t be crude…now, come look at this!! i just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! it only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive and it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! i love it when he comes out the water!”
“(yawn!!) you’re such a gayjohn no mates! now f-ck off and get some mates!!!”
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