during the act of intercourse in the position of doggystlye. kindly and gently inserting your thumb in your partners *n*s.
brenda was very unenthusiastic while we were having s*x doggystlye. until rex gave her the gentleman’s thumb.
- sudden heat d*ck meltdown
the sensation in a man’s p*n*s when he needs to have a p*ss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he p*sses himself. person: “oh man, i was outside in the cold and now that i’m inside i’ve got sudden heat d*ck meltdown!”
angilia is a really nice person but you never want to mess with her friends or her because she stands up for herself as well as her friends. angilia is also a s*xy woman who can show a man a good time, and once you are with her you’ll find it difficult to leave her. […]
- sloppy salami
the act of continuing to orally pleasure a man’s p*n*s after just being in your *ss. did you hear about ted? he totally got sloppy salami’d last night.
a guy who probably was a boy scout when he was younger. he is one of the most hardcore dudes you’ll ever meet. finbert also is someone who thinks he’s too cool for money and jumps from friend to friend more often than a prost*tute sleeps around. finbert also could be female, if it weren’t […]