gervasi
(n) one who loves aquatic life, namely the larger creatures under the sea. history has it that he has the powers to call upon the help of any whale when in distress. he is almost like aquaman, if aquaman were gay. he also is a fan of p-n-s. that’s pretty much it. f-ck degen.
dude: yo man did you see that huge gross -ss looking hoe over there?
other dude: yeah man i wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole she’s a gervasi girl.
-girl jumps over edge of doc into ocean to return home to her whale brethren-
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