Ghetto Exploring
the art of exploring sketch parts of urban areas, usually afflicted by urban decay. prime locations involve areas immediately in or surrounded by the mlk drive of that city. most active hours of ghetto exploring occur between 8 and 10 pm. ghetto exploring usually occurs in a vehicle operated by a driver accompanied by a front seat navigator who usually wields a bat for safety; exploring on foot is plausible but is not strongly recommended. these missions are peaceful in nature, and are not meant to provoke.
friend 1: you want to go ghetto exploring tonight?
friend 2: yeah, one sec, let me grab my safety bat.
friend 1: okay, just remember, don’t make eye contact.
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