Gift Pose
similar to other yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior i, tree, child’s pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man’s pleasure. essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2am he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere… often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering “eh-eh” and/or simply an emphatic “no!”. however, on rare occasion, the woman – who is sure to not receive the big “o” from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). to get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.
bob: last night, i woke up so h-rny from a s-x dream and had this raging b-n-r…
jim: so, what did you do with it?
bob: well, after humping my girlfriend without success, i asked her if she wanted s-x. she replied that she was too tired, but said that i could have my way with her. so she got into gift pose and i was able to alleviate myself…
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