gilbet
hopelessly akward college student with a severe skin condition. often spotting saying “i love college!”.
dude, did you see the thing coming out of the thing on gilbet’s head?
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1. state of obliviousness, mustached foolishness. 2. finding all information to be completely new at all times. 3. calling people “son-of-a-b-tch” as a ruse to hide one’s h-m-s-xuality. “oh, i was supposed to take out the trash and i forgot. that was some major gillfordness on my part.” “hey ya son-of-a-b-tch, lets go drink some […]
- Girls don't poop
the widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or p-ss anything out of their -n-s. this theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, p–p. i wonder why is smells so bad after beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don’t p–p. the idea […]
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- James Bond Crotch Rot
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a gl-ss of beer (usually a light variety) with two green olives. milwaukee martini me! let’s grab a couple milwaukee martinis after work!