glidge
1 n. to make sounds when a p-n-s is stuckin your mouth
2 n. the edge of a p-n-s
3 n. a person who is a d-ck behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. a biker who who thinks he “owns” the road and is an -sshole to anyone who thinks differently
1 ” last night this annoying chick wouldn’t stop glidging”
2 ” dad,i want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? ”
3 ” that glidge just pulled right infront of us”
4 ” there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took”
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