Girth Monkey
someone who’s large p-n-s attracts apes.
we couldn’t go to africa because of johnny’s girth monkey
the person who rides girth like a horney chimp
get of me you f-ckin girth monkey
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the action of feeling your presents through the wrapping paper to try and guess what’s inside. mum caught artie pockling his presents very early on christmas day.