Plouffe


when a female ejects air through her v-g-n-, similar to p-ssing gas from the -n-s. these are also known as a quief. the name comes from minnesota twins third baseman trevor plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.
last night, i freaked out when my wife started to plouffe during s-x.
(verb) to screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.
upon missing the last note in ziggy stardust on guitar hero, mike was informed that he had plouffed up.
the ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind…..like the cheshire cat.
i blinked, and “plouffe!!” he was gone with a smile.
to hump into submission.
i plouffed her last night.
a french fart. very dainty and effeminate. also a major league baseball player (currently playing for the minnesota twins).
oh! i beg your pardon, i plouffed.

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