giving birth to cheese
quote:
a pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had p-ssed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
one attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “i don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
what’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
around 4 am on thursday neighbors, -ssuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy m-ss of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
lol seriously lady you really have been giving birth to cheese
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