Glandslide


the slow deterioration of the breast with age, the loss of perkiness. the spillage of female tissue once the bra is removed.
“dude, it was a total glandslide when i got her bra off.”
babs used to look me in the eye when we first hooked up. twenty years later she just stares at the ground.

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