Glass Ceiling


a wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the gl-ss ceiling)
above the gl-ss ceiling: triple h
below the gl-ss ceiling: chris jericho
when you sit naked on a table with a gl-ss top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a sh-t.
to turn your girlfriend on you would perform a gl-ss ceiling.
some make-believe barrier that prevents lazy women from making as much money as they want. they make this “gl-ss ceiling” up in order to get the government to force business into giving undeserving women high positions. g-d forbid they actually work for it.

instead, we get excuses of fake barriers. we also hear bullsh-t about lower pay. what the feminists spouting out the bullsh-t leave out is that women get lower pay because they take more -off time-. they take time off for little injuries, fake sicknesses, weekly migrains, and whatever else they come up with. included in this is maternity leave. despite all of this, the only thing making women have lower pay is apparently the “gl-ss ceiling”.

yeah, tell that to all the women who got to top power positions in the world decades ago (when this “gl-ss ceiling” was in full force).
catherine the great: became empress of russia and controlled everything even when her husband was still alive.

cleopatra: pharaoh of ancient egypt and had children with one of the greatest world leaders ever.

augusta gein: own property at the time when women weren’t allowed to own property.

yeah, these women sure had a big problem with the gl-ss ceiling, huh?
a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.
the gl-ss ceiling is still breaking.
a level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the gl-ss ceiling.

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