when you bleach your *sshole, then spray it with gold metallic spray paint. mainly for aesthetics and showing you are of a higher cl*ss and standing in society.
chemicide: “sig you are looking very regal today!”
sig: “thank you, i feel like royalty after getting my *ssh*l* gleached!”
- grungy garcia
to perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-*ss. once this swamp-*ss status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the sh*tters are full, and punish-f*ck the […]
- guapo in her taco
j*zzing in a p*ssy i just made guapo in her taco
- happy elf
(v.) this occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a bl*wj*b to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. the male then pulls his partner’s ears just before *j*c*l*t**n, making her appear to be elf-like. “dat hoe so short, she could […]
a man who tries to rob a woman’s virginity. ryan totally heuplered that chick. wow, he is such a heupler.