Glub
a girl that you meet at a club and realize upon further inspection that she is not as attractive as you first thought.
guy 1: dude, i started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, i realized she was a total glub.
guy 2: man, you got glubbed bad.
guy 1: and get this, as we were leaving, i realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. it was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
the sound one makes whilst drowning
-falls into pool- aah i can’t swi–m-aa -glub glub-
a giel and/or an angel
you are such a glub, glub.
-noun-
the proper pr-nunciation for the word gloves according to black people in the city of baltimore, maryland.
yo n-gg- its cold as a b-tch out hurr waiting on this number 8.
yeah my nig, lemme go grab my glubs, so we go up greenmount and get some tyrones chicken.
also known as “the great g-d glub”, this elder deity is revered by old denizens of alt.tasteless and citizens of the darker bowers of the internet.
pierre is the prophet of the great g-d glub.
the sound that resonates in a bottle when one is attempting to force a quant-ty of fluid out of the bottle greater than the capacity of the bottle’s opening.
tipping a narrow necked bottle of olive oil upside down in an attempt to pour a greater quant-ty which results in a “glub” sound as air fills the bottle replacing the sp-ce vacated by the fluid.
slow, lacking energy, sleepy
synonym for torpid
“oh man i hardly slept at 4 last night, i feel so glub today.”
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