godmart
a commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superst-tious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
my brother won’t shut up about how the great deals at godmart. what a christbag!
a broad appeal mega-church that typically has thousands of attendees at a weekly service.
sorry i’m late, traffic was horrible. i didn’t realize god-mart was getting out or i would have taken the other way.
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