goggle hanger


noun: someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. they think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant douche.
guy 1: “dude, this f-cking douchebag is riding my -ss, i think i should break check him..”
guy 2: “lemme see…..ohhh hahaha hes a f-cking goggle hanger!! dude this guy is f-cking sick!! hahaha yea definitely break check that f-ggot.”
guy 1: hahaha f-cking goggle hanger.

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