Golden Bubblebath
when someone accidentally or intentionally p-sses the bed in the middle of the night while sharing the bed with someone else. they do not notify the other occupant and allow them to roll in and sleep in it throughout the night.
p1: why is my bed wet?
p2: i dunno, where’s jt?
p1: he left.
p2: that sonofab-tch gave me a golden bubblebath.
when one person gargles the urine of their s-xual partner, then dispenses foamy urine into the -n-s of the other partner
“hey gideon, are you hydrated? ive had a hard day, andrea needs you to give me a golden bubble bath!”
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