when you mistake *j*c*l*t*ng for urinating while having intercourse.
i was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
- suck weasel
a suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis. did you see joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
- man in the forest
a code to get back to work when walt disney was walking down the hall. “man in the forest!” “walt disney is walking down the hall”
- slang p*ssy
to sleep with copius amounts of men i slang p*ssy to have fun while i wait to meet my potential love.
- the westford waffle sandwich
the act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the sh*t sandwhich itself in between the screen and gl*ss. wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich craig and i made in the neighbor’s window? old man jenkins is gonna be so p*ssed.