a code to get back to work when walt disney was walking down the hall.
“man in the forest!”
“walt disney is walking down the hall”
- slang p*ssy
to sleep with copius amounts of men i slang p-ssy to have fun while i wait to meet my potential love.
- the westford waffle sandwich
the act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the sh-t sandwhich itself in between the screen and gl-ss. wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich craig and i made in the neighbor’s window? old man jenkins is gonna be so p-ssed.
- the stupor bowl
this describes the hangover the day after the super bowl. the stupor bowl was bad this year!
verb. to dry -n-ly hump your boyfriend/girlfriend n. p-n-s/d-ck adj. being d-ck-like/ an -sshole n-gg- 1: you gona hoinker her -sshole n-gg-h? n-gg- 2: h-ll yeah… i’m bout to d-ck her down her: your hoinker is only that big? him: just wait till i take some v–gr-. her: oh my goodness… she’s being one hoinkering […]
- carolina weeping willow
the carolina weeping willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, d-cks out (for harambe), the group then m-st-rb-t-s to climax. upon -j-c-l-t–n the group turns and faces each other and lets the -j-c-l-t- drip from their now limp members. steven, buddy, nick, mike, and austin […]