golf fap
when someone m-st-rb-t-s inaudibly.
bob was golf fapping while i was sleeping in his room.
when one m-st-rb-t-s very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.
i was listening to my roommate present her bf with an -ss poutine and had to do a golf fap; i didn’t want her to know i was home.
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