gonch pull


a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a sh-t stain in his drawers after the fact.
i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!
a sharp upward yank on another person’s gonchies. usually painful but entertaining to behold. an especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.
person 1: dude, i’ll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
person 2: i’ll do it for free! uh, do you have any gloves?

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