when the area in or around the taint is so built up with goochy goo that it develops its own ecosystem. usually mold or fungus.
shizzle hasn’t showered in so long that i can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
- icelandic kiss
this one is one of a kind. when you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in iceland). you accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with […]
jonatas is a guy with very good looks. all the girls want to f-ck him. at first sight you might think he is all stuck up, but when you meet him he is really sweet and cool. if you ever need something, you best be sure jonatas is going to help you. he is very […]
when a limb – generally an arm – is amputated and the amputee uses the remaining limb to pleasure his/her partner. almost like a “handie”, but actually completely different. “sam may have had his arm amputated, but at least he could now give good armies with the stump that was left.”
- playing her instrument
the term playing her instrument is a euphemism for performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman. joe asked elisa if she was okay with him playing her instrument and she said yes.
- trashcan erotica
trashcan erotica is when you pay a homeless person to have s-x with you in a dumpster, and go home to write a story about it. guy 1: “i finally wrote my own trashcan erotica!” guy 2: “did you f-ck a hobo in a dumpster? it’s not trashcan erotica unless you did that beforehand.” have […]