Goochin it
the act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared sh-tless.
dude, you got this?
yea, man. i’m totally goochin it.
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- Gooching
the act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your b-lls or scrange and your -ss) and the head of a helpless victim. an aggressive attack. he is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. get gooching lads. chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. usually -ssociated with a low sperm count. josh […]
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an expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones p-n-s effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party’s beer pong shot. “i’m gooching so hard right now”, said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his p-n-s retracted into his body cavity.