when you spend like years on google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.
“dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- omfg why are you watching snails giving birth?! are you doing another google deep dive?”
- mix and mum
shut the f-ck up katie: teacher, you forgot to check our homework that n-body in the cl-ss did john: mix and mum!!!
an amazing indian lad who has amazingly good looks and a fantastic personality! you’re such a dhruvil
- frozen yoghurt
it means klomp is a fat c-nt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus choo said to mckn-b, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp
- acoustic monkey
a f-cking moron wait you acoustic monkey!
- emo mermaid
a term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can’t walk. man i was such an emo mermaid last night. i was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.