Grammar Bomb


intentionally botching the grammar of a sentence. also the misuse or pr-nunciation of a word within a crowd of literary proficient individuals.

the act of dropping a grammar bomb is most effective at parties where most guests are highly educated, or pride themselves in having an intimidating vocabulary. there is a careful balance in placing a grammar bomb as to gauge the reaction of other people. too subtle, and n-body might even notice. too strong, somebody might correct you. (still kinda fun) the optimal priming for a grammar bomb is when everybody heard the language atrocity, but feels compelled to behave politely and endure the awkward moment without correction.
“hey, i dropped a grammar bomb in front of that english professor who knows i have a master’s degree. i think it broke his brain.”

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