granny don’t


to m-st-rb-t-. taken from the popular sketch comedy show cheppelle’s show. the sketch refered to involved a man’s granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.

can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you’re spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
person 1: i’m hungry. i wonder what’s in the kitchen…
person 2: granny don’t!

person 1: where’s phillip?
person 2: in the bas-m-nt, probably having a “granny don’t!”

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