Graven
ett fenomen som kan drabba fikarummet på arbetsplatser över hela sverige. det yttrar sig i att det blir helt tyst i fikarummet, trots att flertalet personer befinner sig i rummet. graven kan uppstå under en kort eller en längre stund. oftast cirka 15-30 sek, det sägs dock att vissa gånger har graven nästan visat sig i en hel minut.
det finns teorier om att graven kan ha en högre risk att uppstå beroende på vilka människor som befinner sig i fikarummet. vissa kombinationer av människor verkar ofta befinna sig i graven.
graven slog till på förmiddagsfikat, det var helt knäpptyst i minst 30 sekunder.
a would-be name given to any black holes created by the hadron collider (if it were to open one). named after prof. l graven who is a specialist in the physics field and a long-time admirer of higgs (the man behind the idea of the hadron collider).
a graven is a black hole created by the hadron collider and should one come into existance it is predicted to have 10 x 10 to the power of +ve 34 gravitational pull and would draw in all objects closest to it.
lab -ssistant; “sir, we’ve discovered a graven…”
professor: “oh dear g-d let’s get out of here!”
1. n, pertains to black males and is the ultimate compliment. a golden god at the peak of his masculinity. 2. v, can also be used as an insult to someone’s mother.
“yo i gravened vincent’s mom last night”
“wow you are such a graven when you rap”
1.what u say when you’ve been deeply impressed.
2.something becomes graven when it p-sses amazing’s boundariesss
3.the description of an occurrence that’ll send u to ur grave
“yo u should’ve seen the look on ur face when he walked in the door”
“girrrl that guy was gravennnnnn”
essence of being a total douche bag
being an overall r-t-rd in pretty much anything he/she tries to accomplish with their pitiful existance as a human being.
g-d..alex was being a total graven today, what a little b-tch.
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