greasy inner tube
1. n.: a phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the -n-s of a willing partic-p-nt, thrusted in and out of said -n-s for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. it is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, “givin’ her (or him) the ol’ greasy inner tube.”
2. v.: the act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. sally: “care to give me the ol’ greasy inner tube tonight?”
chuck: “what? no! why the h-ll would i ever do that?”
sally: “well, it’s either that or i bungie jump the cornfield.”
chuck: “…sigh, fine, i’ll get the lube.”
2. chuck: “so, i greasy inner tubed sally last night.”
mark: “wow, really? i’ve always wanted to try that. how was it?”
chuck: “better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that’s for sure.”
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