Greedy squirrel
girl that can’t get enough nuts. enjoys s-x and is always about getting her nut.
girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after s-x) that was amazing, i want more. how long till you’re ready again?
boyfriend to girlfriend: you are such a greedy squirrel!
when a woman takes both of a man’s t-st-cl-s into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. as a squirrel would do.
with my t-st-cl-s filling her mouth so well she looked just like a little greedy squirrel.
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