Greek Sunscreen
when a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend -j-c-l-t-s onto said person’s body and rubs it all over his body as a subst-tute sunscreen.
hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? i got a bad sun burn.
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