Green Porn


to love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. it is okay to talk green p-rn to other like-minded individuals. beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the homer glazed over look.
that “hosta la vista” baby group on facebook is green p-rn man.
garden tours with the gals is just good green p-rn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what i did this weekend. can’t wait until i see my green p-rn.

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