the greesy gang is a supreme order made up of the worlds most important people they have the author to do whatever they want because they are better than most people but the exption is that you greesy hair they believe in the god harrambe they will do anything for him
dude the greesy gang is the new supreme order
- arm f*cking
when your significant other jacks off your arm profusely till it turns red and starts to burn. surprisingly feels amazing and everyone should try it sometime. oh dude my girlfriend just wouldn’t stop arm f-cking me! felt so amazing!
- gravel dusting
the act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating. dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
- the berries are low on the turkey bush
your chances are good. it’s a bit of a cr-p-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.
- prolapse kiss
the prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed r-ct-ms, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two -n-l tubes. ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure. ben lifted too much weight at the gym. jim also lifted […]
- deja spoo
that moment you are banging someone and you realize you had s-x with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them. i think i’m having a “deja spoo” moment, suddenly she looks familiar…