the prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed r-ct-ms, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two -n-l tubes. ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.
ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. both prolapsed. on the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.
what? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. wooh that’s is a beautiful moment. they will be bros for life now .
- deja spoo
that moment you are banging someone and you realize you had s-x with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them. i think i’m having a “deja spoo” moment, suddenly she looks familiar…
an asian man child that plays basketball with the finest of d-cks and is friends with mostly people kids and plays minecraft d-mn, that’s a vthoon -patrick
- mattress bearing b*tch
a girl that has a lot of s-x. hooker. lady of the night. sl-t. guy 1: wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the f-ck-me pumps on. i want to go get her number. guy 2: stay away man, can’t you tell she’s a “mattress bearing b-tch”! if […]
- matt murkin
a really dopey tw-t who thinks he’s a pulling machine but he’s really not, he thinks he’s the beez knees, he thinks it’s sunday on a monday like the stupid pr-ck he is. geoff-is it a friday or a sat-rday, cause it feels like a sunday hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
preppy little indian fella who cant wait to be a dad look at that duvane… hope he gets punched