Grindr burqa
the towel or shirt that a gay man will put over his head — when at the beach or by the pool — in order to obtain a better view of his gps-based gay social apps, such as grindr, scruff, jack’d, etc.
“this sun is crazy! i can’t tell who’s close by or who’s far away. brb, gonna put on my grindr burqa for a bit.”
“c’mon, grrl, we’re at the beach! come out from under that grindr burqa!”
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