Double Wiener Cousins
when two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. this bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.
jacob: dude it’s cool if i hook up with ella right? i mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
david: yeah bro, then we’ll be double wiener cousins, because we’ve both also hooked up with izamar!
jacob: double wiener cousins?? we’ll pretty much be related!
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