Groundhoggin It
groundhoggin it: when one has to take a sh-t and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.
dad i have to take a dump. groundhog it son
when you have to take a sh-t so bad, and so large that it starts occasionally peeking out of your b-tthole. this usually occurs when your diet is mostly composed of meat. not to be confused with prairie d-gg-n’ it, ground hoggin’ it is much larger than prairie d-gg-n’.
i had to sh-t so bad the other day that i was ground hoggin’ it.
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