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a nickname for your supervisor at work; usually used in plural form to describe a group of supervisors.
the grown-ups are going to yell at me again for forgetting to clock in.
some people mistakenly believe this is a term for those over 18. fraid not. some people are born grown-ups, and some die at 100 never having acheived this status. if you are one, congratulations on not dying thus far; if not, here’s some things you have to look forward to!

• you will cease to be impressed with your 1337speak, pwning people, your h4x0r rep and otherwise talking “liek u r” an illiterate moron. intelligence, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

• for you emo kids, the world will get brighter for you when you stop crying and get another piece of -ss. life’s cyclical in nature, roll with it.

• you will finally understand why your dad always screams when you begin to pay all your own bills. tip: pay electricity bill before buying the new gta.

• realizing that just because you can drink doesn’t necessarily make it a good idea. go out wednesday, your place of employment might look like the jaws of h-ll thursday morning at 7:00 am.

• realizing that your place of employment always looks like the jaws of h-ll, shrugging and doing what you d-mn well feel like anyway.

and finally,

• the moment when you are truly no longer a kid, because you can’t be. because you have decided that all kids, without exception, suck. because now you have a kid, crying, yelling, wetting the bed, wanting money. karma’s a cruel b-tch.

other than that, it’s the only way to be… what else ya gonna do, be a 40 year old skateboarder?

i’m glad i’m a grown-up

or

(closed captioning for the 1337 impaired)
i r liek ben a grown-up. it’s teh w00t.
referring to rims, blades, pancakes, wheels, whatever you fancy. to be considered grown-ups you must have wheels that are atleast 21″ in diameter, hence the age limit for an adult. although some consider 18″ wheels grown-ups, many southern cultures would consider those to be teenagers.
“you see that slab?” (teddy)
“that n-gg- riding grown-ups.” (akhmed)
“naah that n-gg- ridin senior citizens brah.” (teddy)
“whats dat?” (akhmed)
“40” bancakes brah.” (teddy)
used when you want to say that you are from a particular city or area of a city and you have grown-up there.
what the f-ck do you know about fighting? you’re a sissy brooklyn grown-up.
a stage in life when someone is a behemoth reproduction bag and have the stupidest ideas of certain things.
are your parents having stupid ideas or false beliefs? it’s perfectly normal.