Magical Wood Fairy
the magical wood fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the magical wood fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
i’ve been struck by cupid- wait, make that the magical wood fairy.
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